Girl: What is your qualification?
Boy: MBBS
Girl: WoW! You are a Doctor?
Boy: No, Member of Back Bencher Students
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Wife: How would you describe me?
Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK
Wife: What does that mean?
Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.
Wife: Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?
Husband: I'm just kidding!